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I thought that the quickie with a flight

  • I thought that the quickie with a flight attendant was a testosterone-imbued cliché of young business executives. As a seasoned frequent-flyer, I scarcely believed the wink she
  • gave me and the "come hither" jester she made with her head as she ducked behind the curtain into first class. As I stepped through the curtain she grabbed my pants and pulled them
  • out of my hand luggage, before running through the first class compartment laughing; the first-class passengers soon joined in. I was furious at them all giggling at my pants, and
  • to silence them, I wiggled into my pants. I launched "portable disco ball" and mobile "Kool "n The Gang" and right there in the 1st class aisle erupted into the a disco funk so
  • spectacular, so mystifying, so ambitious that it rocked the Earth to its very core. I danced like the fever was in me. My henads and feet moving together in perfect rythm until
  • the place was jumping, literally. Pieces of acoustic tile were falling on the dance floor. My clog stomping boogie woogie was tearing down i-beams. I just couldn't stop. Police
  • forces came to a screeching halt in front of the building, intending to make me stop, the hard way. But as soon as they forced an entry, they couldn't themselves dancing to my beat
  • as my crazy legs danced crazier than ever before. The armed guard were not prepared for silly dancing the way they'd been prepped to abduct a small Cuban child. "I can't stop these
  • crazy moves." I shouted at the armed guard. The silly dancing was infectious and soon the guard was joining in and had completely forgotten about
  • Kanye West. And that, dear friends, is the story of how the Right Wing finally got their revenge.Kanye West's remains were discovered a century later, curled up beside Jimmy Hoffa.

3 Comments

  1. PurpleProf Nov 20 2012 @ 09:09

    Moral of the story: Don't mess with the Right Wing.

  2. SlimWhitman Nov 20 2012 @ 15:38

    Don't let the boogie woogie get out of your henads ... or s/henads to be politically correct.

  3. Zetawilk Nov 20 2012 @ 18:44

    The feds can pull so many tricks but they weren't prepared for this.

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