The longer I looked at it, the bigger it

The longer I looked at it, the bigger it seemed to get. I tried to look away, but couldn't for at least half a minute. Then I looked again. It moved. It seemed to stretch, but I

knew I shouldn't stretch my swollen finger. My nut allergy had been activated by the packing peanuts that came with my medication. Now my wrist was ballooning. I reached for the

snake venom kit but my ballooning wrist pulled me higher and higher. Soon I was over the city. Floating by my wrist. Up ahead I saw a giant peach sailing towards me being pulled

(or was it pushed?). Hanging in mid-air by my ballooning wrist dislocated my shoulder and I forgot about the giant peach. But then some old lady flying by umbrella crashed into me

and spilling the contents of her bag (which were extremely numerous for a bag of that size.) and careening away from me with a cry and a drop of her feathered hat. I gasped in pain

as a huge thing fell onto my foot, nearly crushing it. "Oh! I am so sorry!" the she cried out while trying to pick things up.

"Son of a bee sting!" I shouted. "That really smarts. I can feel my heart beat in my foot you trollop!" She apologized again as I hopped around trying to shake it off. I crashed

into the bubble desk next to where she was and gave her a wary look. 'NO APOLOGY IS ENOUGH! This is my good foot and I need it tomorrow'- I said on a rude tone, and in her eyes

I could see tears welling up. "But if I don't cut off your foot and bring it to my Almighty Overlord," she begged me, "he said he'd feed me to the

army of underaged hookers he keeps in his basement." The tears poured out as she sobbed, "I've seen them. They are SO skinny - I'd be gone faster than a bucket of KFC in a