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I was in jamaica visiting family. i was having

  • I was in jamaica visiting family. i was having the time of my life. we went all over kingston and saw friends along the way.
  • I ate anything in sight from the time I boarded the flight up until we were on the boat. I caught my own starfish and she is such a cutie! :-)
  • I put her in a bucket to keep her alive. I thought I would add her to my beautiful saltwater aquarium at home. This was not going to happen as I noticed her peering out of the
  • the window at oncoming traffic on my drive home. How she'd escaped the bucket let alone rolled down the window was a mystery. My Lobster Loretta nipped the cigarette out of a drive
  • 's mouth when we were stuck on the 405. Part human, part lobster. I loved Loretta. She was woman on the bottom and all lobster from the waist up. Big, luscious pinscers.
  • ... Loretta and I were walking on the beach when CRAAACK her blue lobster carapace split from waist to forehead. "I must mate," she said and dove into the sea, her pink heels were
  • Gone forever. The mating process was noisy! Loretta was pregnant with a human lobster hybrid, next thing I knew. What the hell? Was this planned by some mad scientist?
  • "I'm not mad," said The Mad Scientist, "I'm serious, I am not mad. Anymore. Yes at first I was a bit that my name was not being said alongside Einstein, Tesla, Da Vinci, Frankenste
  • in, or Emmett Brown. But I now realize it isn't personal." The Mad Scientist paused to calibrate his doomsday device. "They're simply intimidated by my sanity!" He pressed the red
  • clown nose shaped doomsday initiator and raised the volume on Concrete Blonde. Nero had his fiddle, but Sigismund Scarlett, for that was his real name, had his Blonde.
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2012-02-09 15:07:40
Finished
2016-09-11 01:13:48

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    seinundzeit Sep 11 2016 @ 01:21

    I realize now, I missed an opportunity to send a shout out to an underappreciated mad scientist but I drew a blank. Also, stupid autocorrect struck again. His last name was supposed to be Scarlatti not Scarlett.

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