I was in jamaica visiting family. i was having

I was in jamaica visiting family. i was having the time of my life. we went all over kingston and saw friends along the way.

I ate anything in sight from the time I boarded the flight up until we were on the boat. I caught my own starfish and she is such a cutie! :-)

I put her in a bucket to keep her alive. I thought I would add her to my beautiful saltwater aquarium at home. This was not going to happen as I noticed her peering out of the

the window at oncoming traffic on my drive home. How she'd escaped the bucket let alone rolled down the window was a mystery. My Lobster Loretta nipped the cigarette out of a drive

's mouth when we were stuck on the 405. Part human, part lobster. I loved Loretta. She was woman on the bottom and all lobster from the waist up. Big, luscious pinscers.

... Loretta and I were walking on the beach when CRAAACK her blue lobster carapace split from waist to forehead. "I must mate," she said and dove into the sea, her pink heels were

Gone forever. The mating process was noisy! Loretta was pregnant with a human lobster hybrid, next thing I knew. What the hell? Was this planned by some mad scientist?

"I'm not mad," said The Mad Scientist, "I'm serious, I am not mad. Anymore. Yes at first I was a bit that my name was not being said alongside Einstein, Tesla, Da Vinci, Frankenste

in, or Emmett Brown. But I now realize it isn't personal." The Mad Scientist paused to calibrate his doomsday device. "They're simply intimidated by my sanity!" He pressed the red

clown nose shaped doomsday initiator and raised the volume on Concrete Blonde. Nero had his fiddle, but Sigismund Scarlett, for that was his real name, had his Blonde.