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Deep in the Himalayas, the monk knew he would

  • Deep in the Himalayas, the monk knew he would never fulfill his one true calling: lion tamer.

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  • "I want to be a lion tamer" said the novice monk. The master disappointed with the monk decided to teach him a lesson causing the monks mind to trade places with a lion in a circus

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  • troop. "Woohoo! i'm a lion!" the previously-a-monk-but-now-a-lion cried, prancing around for joy. Then the ringmaster came in. "Well, Firemane, today's the day you get neutered."

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  • That means no lion-monks in his family. Firemane mauled the ringmaster and he never dared utter that again. Lion-monks were largely Vietnamese born, as was Firemane. They ate pho.

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  • Fireman clearly didn't eat pho. So he was no lion-monk. He might have convinced the ringmaster but the other carnies might need a mauling of their own to believe him. It wasn't wor

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  • cestershire sauce spilling down the fireman's chin and bib. It was tar heroin, which unfortunately was located on the menu right beside the pho. Be careful what you order, I guess.

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  • I had to drag the fireman out to the curb so he could sleep it off. By the time I got back, my tater tots were stone cold. I re-ordered them, but the waiter was curled in the corne

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  • r gibbering about The Old Ones.Sure, I could have bought some frozen tater tots and microwaved them, but I especially enjoyed the ones this restaurant served. I entered the kitchen

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  • to find an Old One feasting on the remains of the cook. A tattoo informed me it was Titus. Damn, now I was mad. Titus was the only one who knew how to cook my eggs. The tater tots

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  • Wakka cooks aren't eggs. The bacon Yuna cooks isn't eggs. And anything the Old One cooks is still screaming while it's on the plate, which isn't very appetizing. IHOP here I come!

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2 Comments

  1. Col.Lingus Sep 26 2020 @ 14:52

    I thought it was IHOB now.

  2. Woab Oct 03 2020 @ 16:29

    Hilarious ending, Tweedlenoodl!

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