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When live gives you lemons, you make lemonade,

  • When live gives you lemons, you make lemonade, that's the obvious answer. But when...
  • Your dating website sends you pictures of your stalker... Well... Things get much more complicated.
  • And all of the sudden you find out that your stalker is actually a CIA agent trying to recruit you, things get even more complicated. Suddenly, lemonade does not taste so good.
  • “Drinkth thou not thy ade o'lemon!” cried the CIA agent, “But instead cometh with me at once.” He lead me into a strange machine, inside of which were dials marking years, months
  • , ages, and eons. " I know not how the contraption is employed," said the CIA agent, "but I could tell by your garb that thou might be in possession of a clue." I shrugged and spun
  • on my chair until I passed out. When I came to, I was being helped out of a cryo chamber by some weak humanoid. "Welcome to the year 6487" it said,
  • and then scurried away as another humanoid approached. One clearly of a higher status than the one that scurried away. "Welcome to the year 6487, Specimen One.' I flinched at that
  • title, but I couldn't remember my name. "Thank you for the welcome, Specimen Two," I joked. The humanoid took no pleasure in my wit. It led me through a quadratic forest of beans
  • and rice (cilantro lime, if you were wondering) until we arrived at a laboratory. A slat in the door creaked open and a trio of eyes materialized within the darkness, peering
  • at us like a mutated fish near a nuclear power plant. "Go away! We don't want any of your goddamn rice!" And so we reluctantly moved on to peddle our wares at the next house over.
Started
2016-03-15 12:27:29
Finished
2023-01-30 21:50:57

1 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Jan 30 2023 @ 21:54

    Even thousands of years in the future, we will still need No Soliciting signs.

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