Everything was fine when the birds stopped

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

I stopped questioning everything. There are two things you can do when reality exists only in your peripheral vision. Go with it, or try to find the quickest way to wake up.

So I decided on chocolate. Always did. The brown goodness smoothed away the uncertain edges of my mind. It also smooth away my features as I'd grown to 800 lbs & to the point I had

to give up being a high wire act. It isn't hard to fall off the wire when you anchor the thing straight to the ground. I once cut a clown in half when I stepped on the wire and

then released it, slicing the crouching clown, hidden honk horn. This high wire act had reached a new low, but not before

a crazy cowboy entered the ring wearing a black leather jacket and an I love New York t-shirt. All eyes were now on the cowboy as his horse danced around standing on its rear hind

exposing a well shorn ball sack and a Penis coated with Glitter. "That's Nothin compared to what I hav here" Cedric pointed to his crotch Grabbing and scaring the lady in the front

of him. Witnessing this, Jonah decided to rethink his Homeless Handicrafts charity. He let Cedric keep the glitter glue, but felt obligated to confiscate the safety scissors and

syringes. It took Cedric only a few weeks to turn his once shabby cardboard home into something ghetto fabulous, and it rapidly became the place to be for the local