Bella Goth had just about had it with the

Bella Goth had just about had it with the stupid objects blocking the bathroom door. How was she supposed to relieve herself? Her husband Mortimer tried to help her move them but

Bella Goth's nemesis Bella Hipster had put the crazy objects there to force Bella Goth to urinate in her tight Hot Topic Pants. But Bella Goth one-upped Bella Hipster when she rude

ly announced on the press she was actually Bella Hipster's alter-ego and that she would take over their split body once and for all.On a dark corner of their split mind,Bella Goth

Chose to watch "game of thrones" nonstop, whilst Bella Hipster refused to watch the tellie. They were complete opposites. She took a walk instead.

Bella walked her dog Queen Fufu Latifa, in fact the dog wasn't walking so much as riding on a double wide skateboard with room for a doghouse & silver food dish which Bella pulled

along slowly so as not to dislodge the gliding Queen Fufu Latifa's headdress or disturb her breakdancing as she barked out what sounded to Bella like sophisticated rap,but probably

was just Queen Fufu cursing about her feathered underwire bra bunching up under her robes. Bella cow-towed as Queen Fufu strode by, her gold heels clacking noisily on the marble

Floating castle they lived in. Queen Fufu glanced at Bella and beckoned her. "Bella! Stop thinking about that Vampire and help adjust this bulky feathered underwired bra. My robes

refuse to cooperate with me or each other. And the colors are clashing in the sheets. There has already been blood spilled in the alley on Pentagram Street. There is a rumor that a

murderer has been loose and they will kill everyone. Thankfully, that rumor wasn't true and they all were safe.