Let's get it ON! Bang a GONG! Like Donkey

Let's get it ON! Bang a GONG! Like Donkey KONG! (Get down. Shuffle back 2,3,4 Forward 2,3,4) Aaaanddd. Shimmy-shimmy-shake. Mash Potato. Jazz Hands. Tap Dance Finish TA-DAH!

>>>>>G >< O >< N >< G ! >< ! <<<<<< Thank you Mr. T. Rex. We're afraid your talents are not exactly what we're looking for as 'The New Gong Show' assistant. "Wait! Just give me one

more chance! I'll do better this time..!" was his last words before he was dragged out from the room. "Next!" the assistant of New Gong Show called out. A little boy peeked from

the sheets of high-powered blotter acid that he'd eaten and he took the stage, by storm. The New Gong Show was aghast! The little boy performed an ugodly but glorious

rendition of The End, culminated with several acts of stage vandalism and a brief bout of masturbation. Drew Carey, not missing a beat, said "Hey, this is the Gong Show, not

Candid Camera." The End arrived with a loud noise and who but Satan walked on stage with his minions. "Good evening!", Satan said with a grin. The minions bowed before him and blew

bubbles in his direction. "I believe I have tricked you all with my photo capturing device. And it does indeed capture your soul. You will all work for me in fiery damnation!"

Well now our protagonist had turned into a majestic floating humpback whale. "I do what I want," he cooed "And the jokes on you. Whales don't have souls" He began to float away.

As the heroic humpback whale was floating away, the Floating Shark Gang appeared and started attacking him!

"I'll show you 'floating',"he said, and with a mighty whoosh from his blow-hole the great whale blew them into the stratosphere where they are still floating today. Hurrah!