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Let's get it ON! Bang a GONG! Like Donkey

  • Let's get it ON! Bang a GONG! Like Donkey KONG! (Get down. Shuffle back 2,3,4 Forward 2,3,4) Aaaanddd. Shimmy-shimmy-shake. Mash Potato. Jazz Hands. Tap Dance Finish TA-DAH!
  • >>>>>G >< O >< N >< G ! >< ! <<<<<< Thank you Mr. T. Rex. We're afraid your talents are not exactly what we're looking for as 'The New Gong Show' assistant. "Wait! Just give me one
  • more chance! I'll do better this time..!" was his last words before he was dragged out from the room. "Next!" the assistant of New Gong Show called out. A little boy peeked from
  • the sheets of high-powered blotter acid that he'd eaten and he took the stage, by storm. The New Gong Show was aghast! The little boy performed an ugodly but glorious
  • rendition of The End, culminated with several acts of stage vandalism and a brief bout of masturbation. Drew Carey, not missing a beat, said "Hey, this is the Gong Show, not
  • Candid Camera." The End arrived with a loud noise and who but Satan walked on stage with his minions. "Good evening!", Satan said with a grin. The minions bowed before him and blew
  • bubbles in his direction. "I believe I have tricked you all with my photo capturing device. And it does indeed capture your soul. You will all work for me in fiery damnation!"
  • Well now our protagonist had turned into a majestic floating humpback whale. "I do what I want," he cooed "And the jokes on you. Whales don't have souls" He began to float away.
  • As the heroic humpback whale was floating away, the Floating Shark Gang appeared and started attacking him!
  • "I'll show you 'floating',"he said, and with a mighty whoosh from his blow-hole the great whale blew them into the stratosphere where they are still floating today. Hurrah!

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