I remember the day when I went to the park.

I remember the day when I went to the park. As I walked, I noticed how the rabbit and squirrel were eyeing the same piece of fruit, on the ground. I wanted to see who won, but

a violent tremor rocked the earth. A crack, beginning as a line in the ground, quickly grew into an enormous fissure. The rabbit, the squirrel and the fruit fell into the abyss.

Jumping in after them, I asked my if this counted as another rabbit hole. I caught up with the rabbit, squirrel and fruit. I tucked them into a trench coat I was now wearing. I

wondered how I came to be wearing the trench coat, but figured I should not worry myself with such trivial matters. I figured these three items in my pocket might come in handy

So, without a moment to lose, I quickly MacGyver'd the items into a small one-person hovercraft. "This outta do the trick." I thought. At least temporarily. If only I had one more

popsicle, this would have been perfect. Oh well. I ventured forth on my makeshift craft, hoping it would hold. My mind drifted to what could be in the water below. Still, I bravely

stood on the bow and pretended to be Kate Winslet from "Titanic", even though there was no Leo DiCaprio to hold me. So I fell off, into the drink. To my surprise,

Detective Manatee was there to catch me. "I deduced that you'd wind up in the ocean sooner or later," he said with a wink. Then, carrying me on his leathery back, we rode into Port

Covington and watched the fog roll in.