Adam was starving by the time the lunch bell

Adam was starving by the time the lunch bell rang. He rushed to the cafeteria and saw

Eve getting an apple from the lunch lady, Scales. "Give me that. I'm hungry!" said Adam. So Eve gave him the apple & bit into it. Then he & Eve noticed they were naked, in school!

"Adam and Eve, to detention with you! We have laws about indecent exposure!" yelled the principal, who conveniently happened to be inside the lunch room.

The principal liked yelling at the nerd kids. Adam and Eve were given two milk cartons to hide their shame as they hustled to the school's brig. That poison ivy would itch soon.

Upon arrival Adam and Eve had to relinquish their milk cartons. "Get in" yelled the principal. They were shoved in with the poison ivy and locked there for many hours.

but when they started to apply it to each other the principal had to step between the naked pair. Adam was sad & Eve was on verge of tears. Each recognized a new emotion in the oth

er. "Now, go with this." said the Principal. Adam stroked Eve's face. "Yes." Principal commended. "Don't you worry about that stupid fruit thing. Am I right everyone?" Applause.

But there was no applause from the fruit section. Scandalized, the fruits marched through Eden with tiny signs reading "We are not Stupid!". Adam, Eve and the Principal hid behind

tall ferns at the periphery of the protest route. Eve heard the Principal cock a pistol. She didn't have time to stop him. Pips scattered the road. There was no going back now.