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"It's an interesting case, Detective. Apparently

  • "It's an interesting case, Detective. Apparently this news crew was filming a man being mauled and shredded by feral cats, when they were all blind-sided by something -- else."
  • D.I. Peggy O'Shea slurped her coffee. She was a small, wiry, single mother whose lesbian feelings were subsumed into her job. She crouched down to stare at the 7-toed foot prints
  • on the suspects body stocking. "Since when is Hello Kitty a polydactyl cat?" she fired off. But Insp. O'Shea's question didn't put the Catwoman off balance who always landed on her
  • stiletto heels for dramatic effect. Often, there were enemy eyeballs impaled on those six inch spikes! Catwoman approached Insp. O'Shea with a seductive strut, and offered to show
  • him her cat's pajamas. Inspector O'Shea accepted with alacrity and upon entering Catwoman's lair, was promptly clawed and infected with toxoplasmosis by her calico. O'shea
  • wondered whether his knowledge of toxoplasmosis in sea otters could possibly save him. Then he realized something: most infected humans showed no symptoms. Could he possibly be
  • The first Oologist to be nominated for the Nobel prize in science? Oology was a new field of study, begun by a Dr. Vesuvius from Rome. He claimed the ancient oologists were quite
  • the celebrities in hopes that he would be treated as one as well but most people knew the ancient oologists were considered second class citizens and locked up with the lepers.
  • The oologists escaped the leper colony by pirate ship. Most of them left with their health intact. Those that showed signs of disease were tossed overboard, like rotten eggs.
  • The leperous oologists were made into omelets by the sharks, some of whom complained about the missing body parts, but only until they too died and were made into shark fin soup.
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2014-01-17 19:58:59
Finished
2017-10-12 15:57:41

2 Comments

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    Woab Oct 12 2017 @ 17:59

    lucielucie's descriptive fold was amazing!
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    lucielucie Oct 17 2017 @ 08:21

    Why I'm blushing Woab :).

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