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Nom nom nom nom nom. The giant sloth munched

  • Nom nom nom nom nom. The giant sloth munched on the pile of Reece's cups. He turned his head, threw up, and then began eating more. Oh, why was he so fat, he wondered.
  • It couldn't be the double lunches, or all the chips, right? The sloth slowly made his way from the forest to his summer home by the lake. While eating his second lunch, or was it
  • a predinner snack? Single-toed Sloth Sammy swung slowly savoring some sweet strawberry sapodilla. Since supine supper seemd sublime, Sammy sucked sapote sap
  • , sucked several swirly salamandars, stuffing sage sausage sideways. Tiddler tasted two toasted twatsters. Uma umbibed underlings ubiquitously. Velma vittled Velveeta vandalays.
  • Warren whistled worryingly. Xena x-rayed xylophones. Yasmin yelped yesterday's youth yearning yarn. Zac zipped
  • apple-bottomed chinos dancing effortlessly freakish. Gina hid inside jokingly, kidding little Monica Nunkers. "Oh Please," quoth Raven
  • Raven then flew away to find more to torment. Found little girl on swing. Little girl not on swing now. Found little boy eating ice cream. Little boy not eating ice cream now.
  • Then Raven found Crow. Raven like Crow. Crow like Raven. Raven pick nits off Crow's back. Crow show Raven where to eat dead chickens. But it was unnatural. The god Corvid looked
  • into the Abyss, and the Abyss stared right back at him. It was then that I the narrator realized that this story had lost all coherency and needed clear revision before submission.
  • But then I thought - as each of these lines were written with no interest in the outcome of the story, then the outcome just is & defies any kind of intervention. So I let it be.
Started
2012-12-07 10:20:51
Finished
2013-11-23 06:15:20

6 Comments

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    lucielucie Nov 23 2013 @ 06:17

    Hi mshan95032 -welcome!
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    lucielucie Nov 23 2013 @ 06:20

    That story is about as incoherent as it gets....
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    49erFaithful Nov 23 2013 @ 10:40

    FoldingStory is to coherence as a blender is to a frog. But rules were meant to be broken. Let's party!
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    MoralEnd Nov 23 2013 @ 23:42

    Me no make sense.
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    lucielucie Nov 24 2013 @ 02:30

    None of us do.
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    49erFaithful Dec 02 2013 @ 17:20

    And then the Narrator commented. And it said "Let gibberish be coherent." And it was. Let us rest.

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