A gentle but ominous wind sips through the
- A gentle but ominous wind sips through the window; the curtains ripple and the door creaks. Jess was sure the windows were shut in the morning before she stepped out. She
- grabbed her softball bat from her athletic bag and held it ready. She was sure someone was in the house. She just didn't know who. "If anyone's here I already called the police.
- " A hard ball crashed through the window. She screamed and swung the bat. With a loud crack it flew back out. She heard a voice yell from the hole "YOU'D BETTER RUN HOME!"
- And then another voice screamed, "Thanks for the ride lady!" And a hand burst through the glass and grabbed her by the hair
- , smacked her against the window, stomped her in her face and then pulled her left eye-lid down to her nose. Or what was left of it. She spat out the last of her teeth, looked up
- with a quickness so as to jab her angular jaw into her target's face, like a reverse cowgirl headbutt. She wanted to do more violence to this person, but time was of the essence.
- She had to get back to the herd before they discovered she was missing.They couldn't suspect she was taking Kattle Karate at the Y twice a week.She planned on making her moooove
- when the chickens in choppers came over the horizon to her aid. As a fully trained combat cow she would be able to join the underground movement against McDonalds and Burger King
- that would forever MOOve in the right direction to destroy large bovine killing corporations. The chicken chopper landed and picked combat cow up. "They just want to MILK us for
- hamburgers!" Chicken Chopper shot a missile at the last McDonald's on earth. They both breathed a sigh of releif, knowing that the torment was finally over.
- Started
- 2011-06-08 11:52:17
- Finished
- 2013-01-10 09:19:24
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inatick Jan 10 2013 @ 10:25
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