I found an enormous blue eye floating in
- I found an enormous blue eye floating in the surf while walking on the beach early one morning. I picked it up and took it home to play a prank on my wife by laying it on my pillow
- , then hiding in the closet just before dawn. Soon she woke and stretched, then screamed and became frantic. It turned out she had been seeing one of The Residents all this time,
- sure he was technically an M.D. but she was literally his second patient and he'd never dealt with a paranoid schizophrenic narcoleptic apocalyptic toenail biter like her before. T
- hat really made no difference in the long run, since he planned admit her to the psyche ward anyway. Just as he was turning to pick up her chart, however, Marcella emerged, and Dr
- Whigwaddle approached looking stern and ridiculous. For instance, Dr. Whigwaddle had, plastered all over him, a giant
- DR with a slash through it. Dr Whigwaddle only wanted to start Waddles, a pretentious coffee shop with a difference. First, they'd only serve people who wore certain shoes, changed
- their minds, soon they did. Dr.Wigwaddle wasn't so choosy anymore about his customers; just as long as they had money.
- Dr. Wigwaddle was actually returning a front for a money laundering scam. Those connected to the scam would provide a Chit Number to verify they were part of the
- entire scheme to purchase matching purple suede pants for their new band Dr. Wigwaddle was fronting. The scam to raise the money was all worth it. Now for a band name... "Hmm."
- "Pink Lemonade"? "The Endosomatics"? "Elements of Disharmony"? "M. T. Coffin and the Goosebumps"? "Coville Factory Tour"? "Gunning for Godot"? "Wonderbunnies"? "The Enders"?
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- 2012-10-12 18:38:46
- Finished
- 2013-01-01 00:58:14
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PurpleProf Jan 01 2013 @ 01:04
The name of the band is...Marcella. I tried to tell y'all that!
SlimWhitman Jan 01 2013 @ 11:15
Well they're all good band names, except maybe Pink Lemonade...