Peter sat down in confessional. "In my day,"
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Peter sat down in confessional. "In my day," he thought to himself, "it took a Roman with a sword to make anybody confess." He tried peering through the wooden screen, but the
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priest poked Peter in the eye with his finger through the holes in the screen. Peter was livid; here he was, to confess everything, and the priest was reenacting The Three Stooges?
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But Peter realized it was something more sinister. All three stooges were Jewish, and this was a catholic priest. Peter burst out of the confession booth and ran all the way to
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The great wall of china and began to
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destroy everyone who was near him. Sonic apparently comes here but it was that my eyes were trolled. I grabbed my ipad and twitted:
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LOL. OU812. Pwned. but she slapped me when I twitted (*)(*). But then a man came out of the bank and handed me a briefcase before he sprinted off
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with his fingers in his ears. I looked at the briefcase. People were avoiding me like the plague in November. Shaking the case a bit, I pressed my ear to it. It was ticking.
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That is completely normal. After all, I do have seven wrist watches inside my briefcase.
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It made it easy to keep track of the time zones. To save on baggage fare, I wear my entire wardrobe for a week in layers. After leaving the plane, I carjack a taxi to save money.
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When i reach home I realize that I no longer have a home. So I pass the time hanging around in the mall and then head to the soup kitchen when I feel hungry. That's my life dammit
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- 2011-04-24 08:56:23
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- 2011-10-25 14:19:12
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