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Don't worry, she will be safe with the fairies.

  • Don't worry, she will be safe with the fairies.
  • They might look tiny but they hold the most ancient mystical powers you can ever find in your life. They will protect her if ScarFace and Pimp show up to capture our daughter.
  • Damien & Lilith couldn't let ScarFace & Pimp get hold of their precious child, Abscynthia. They owed them a child, but they wouldn't give her up. They regretted making the deal wit
  • h ScarFace & Pimp, but now their precious daughter Abscynthia would belong to them unless they could find some other way to pay off their debts.
  • Besides they doubted the tongs saw much value in Abscynthia, she was only twelve. Even if we turned her over the debt would still be sizable. No, we would keep our daughter & find
  • fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
  • fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
  • fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
  • fault with all her teachers. This proved her to be more trouble than she was worth, and in their confusion they released Abscynthia back to us, and we fled the land of tongs and
  • sponges, lozenges, and sporks. Only to arrive in another land with all of those things as well, only better made and cheaper. Abscynthia went on to serve as Governor of Uranus.
Started
2015-12-06 21:57:37
Finished
2020-09-19 14:27:44

14 Comments

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    Shabadu666 Sep 19 2020 @ 14:32

    I almost didn't like Woab's comment the 3rd time. Seemed repetitive of the 2nd. Luckily, I had already read the 4th so I knew it was going to work out.
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    Woab Sep 21 2020 @ 12:50

    Sorry, Shaba! I kept hitting the "fold and pass" button, and nothing was happening. Next time I'll just let it be.
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:00

    I followed the story. I assumed it was like a villanelle where each line was supposed to mean something else even though it was the same phrase each time. Rage, rage, against the lying on the left and right!
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:03

    I found a new mantra: Aum, tongs, sponges, lozenges and sporks, Aum, tongs, sponges, lozenges and sporks, Aum, tongs, sponges, lozenges and sporks, Aum, tongs, sponges, lozenges and sporks,
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    Woab Sep 21 2020 @ 13:08

    Ah yes. Practicing that mantra has opened my third eye to the possibilities that perhaps I was channeling Vachel Lindsay. "Mumbo Jumbo will hoo-doo you... Mumbo Jumbo will hoo-doo you... Mumbo Jumbo will hoo-doo you..." sorta.
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:18

    to work as a nursery rhyme there would have to be a fifth Beatle.
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:21

    first Fifth Beatle that came to mind. https://youtu.be/ghj5V5cUo1s
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    Woab Sep 21 2020 @ 13:21

    Does Billy Preston count?
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:22

    I got a folding story that ain't got no moral.
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    Woab Sep 21 2020 @ 13:22

    I'm gonna repeat it to my friends...
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:23

    yes, Woab, Billy Preston does.
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    Col.Lingus Sep 21 2020 @ 13:50

    I let it keep playing. I stopped by here: https://youtu.be/15vhxgVcV_s
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    Col.Lingus Sep 26 2020 @ 19:28

    Not only does Billy Preston count. He also knows Nothing from nothing leaves nothing. https://youtu.be/IX2bE-OBtwk
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    Woab Oct 03 2020 @ 16:23

    You gotta have something...

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