Finished Folds (1—20)
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7the lid off the green bean and tuna casserole. The aroma was pungent and did the trick. The dreaming Bergman left the turret and joined the dreaming Morgiana in the kitchen. "How
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1We watched him on the security camera pacing in the TV aisle and singing Stairway to GIlligan's Island loudly. Customers fled from him,
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2Curly came within a short hair of shooting Larry & Moe. THen he saw them as Valkyries and held his fire. After a second they were clearly Larry & Moe. He let them into the tank.
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1I couldn't believe it and I tried twice.
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1ter.
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2as he donned his high school Letterman jacket. "Wolverines," he shouted. Even though our school mascot was a Spartan everybody knew what he was saying. Let the Russians come then.
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1their necks by speaking a powerful mantra into the damned voicemail. When they hear it their necks break via augmented resonance. They've got my phone number Doc!" Dr. Goodfeel put
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4He chose to take the tip and umbrage at the offer. Then he turned his heels away from us and stormed off to the bank. “Golly G, Loretta. How small of a tip did you give him?”
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5The 1st hurdle was the pitch. There was a lot of interest in the plan when we pitched it species neutral. But when the public learned we were selectively breeding humans there was
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2the remote for his new post-digital surgical arm. He could circumcise a mite with it but it still needed a remote to set up. Doctor Goodfeel just wanted the time to stop flashing.
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2out where he said we had buried the bodies of the seven we had killed in our sleep. Sleep murder sprees were a family curse. Dad was prone to it and so were I an my siblings. When
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3Mariana Trench felt like a smelt wrapped in felt set to melt on a desk’s shelf. She caught frak from multiple directions. The stench for one. Then, the naughty word outraged some
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2I sold my first Bitcoin as an NFT. In a sense I was piggybacking my blockchain on the back of my original blockchain “pony”. There were ripples in the fractals beyond which mining
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2myself angrily. “You want a piece of me,”I confronted myself. I never saw it coming. I punched myself in the mouth. Knocked myself out. I awoke unsure of which me won. I’ve got to
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2sponges, lozenges, and sporks. Only to arrive in another land with all of those things as well, only better made and cheaper. Abscynthia went on to serve as Governor of Uranus.
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2..................................................................................................................................................................... until one day,
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2I looked down. Seventeen stories. My mouth was a desert. Only seventeen stories. I could head Dalut behind me in the roam taunting me. I yelled over my shoulder at him. "Landing is
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4Then it hit her. She had bought that G-String for his "last" birthday and here it was coming up on his next. How could she have let that happen? It was supposed to be his last one.
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2When I say that, I mean that like going Mexican for Taco Tuesday. Or "we're going Chinese." So when I say I went vegan, I mean that I started eating vegans. They taste fabulous! No
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1Oh you don’t know him he goes to a different universe. But that flat footed orange faced buffoon was what went for leadership in this end of the swamp. A hat for Charon’s fee seems