Finished Folds (1—20)
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0My rig broke down once in Ozona. It was Friday night. All the hotels were booked. My last chance was a Days Inn. Someone cancelled just as I walked in. Got a good deal. Had Mexican
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0Just then the DJ put on "Down in the hole" by the Rolling Stones. The crowd being younger stood looking around confused. "Oh. That Jaggar. .
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-2Just then there was a ruckus at the front door. Halfway across the room and the door burst open and a squad of ICEmen stormed in. I'm a citizen. I am sending this from Sudan. Help.
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1"You're not going in here. Find a mens room or something."
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1I can not in good conscience recommend the Thai Chicken Curry over rice that i am eating now. It was iffy when fresh and that was ten days ago.
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0The breast suckled at my teat. It felt neat. I sliced its throat. That was my vote.
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1The humans sent out their champion Luke Eor of Otumwa, Iowa in the Red States of America. The assembled alien races sized Luke up. The alien champion serviced her tertiary male.
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0after 23 years, my father returned with the milk he'd gone to fetch.
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2Meanwhile, a Pokemon said, "I'm gonna catch a Naruto."
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7the lid off the green bean and tuna casserole. The aroma was pungent and did the trick. The dreaming Bergman left the turret and joined the dreaming Morgiana in the kitchen. "How
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1We watched him on the security camera pacing in the TV aisle and singing Stairway to GIlligan's Island loudly. Customers fled from him,
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2Curly came within a short hair of shooting Larry & Moe. THen he saw them as Valkyries and held his fire. After a second they were clearly Larry & Moe. He let them into the tank.
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1I couldn't believe it and I tried twice.
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1ter.
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2as he donned his high school Letterman jacket. "Wolverines," he shouted. Even though our school mascot was a Spartan everybody knew what he was saying. Let the Russians come then.
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1their necks by speaking a powerful mantra into the damned voicemail. When they hear it their necks break via augmented resonance. They've got my phone number Doc!" Dr. Goodfeel put
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4He chose to take the tip and umbrage at the offer. Then he turned his heels away from us and stormed off to the bank. “Golly G, Loretta. How small of a tip did you give him?”
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5The 1st hurdle was the pitch. There was a lot of interest in the plan when we pitched it species neutral. But when the public learned we were selectively breeding humans there was
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2the remote for his new post-digital surgical arm. He could circumcise a mite with it but it still needed a remote to set up. Doctor Goodfeel just wanted the time to stop flashing.
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2out where he said we had buried the bodies of the seven we had killed in our sleep. Sleep murder sprees were a family curse. Dad was prone to it and so were I an my siblings. When