Finished Folds (1—20)
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4He chose to take the tip and umbrage at the offer. Then he turned his heels away from us and stormed off to the bank. “Golly G, Loretta. How small of a tip did you give him?”
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4The 1st hurdle was the pitch. There was a lot of interest in the plan when we pitched it species neutral. But when the public learned we were selectively breeding humans there was
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2the remote for his new post-digital surgical arm. He could circumcise a mite with it but it still needed a remote to set up. Doctor Goodfeel just wanted the time to stop flashing.
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2out where he said we had buried the bodies of the seven we had killed in our sleep. Sleep murder sprees were a family curse. Dad was prone to it and so were I an my siblings. When
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3Mariana Trench felt like a smelt wrapped in felt set to melt on a desk’s shelf. She caught frak from multiple directions. The stench for one. Then, the naughty word outraged some
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2I sold my first Bitcoin as an NFT. In a sense I was piggybacking my blockchain on the back of my original blockchain “pony”. There were ripples in the fractals beyond which mining
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2myself angrily. “You want a piece of me,”I confronted myself. I never saw it coming. I punched myself in the mouth. Knocked myself out. I awoke unsure of which me won. I’ve got to
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2sponges, lozenges, and sporks. Only to arrive in another land with all of those things as well, only better made and cheaper. Abscynthia went on to serve as Governor of Uranus.
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2..................................................................................................................................................................... until one day,
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2I looked down. Seventeen stories. My mouth was a desert. Only seventeen stories. I could head Dalut behind me in the roam taunting me. I yelled over my shoulder at him. "Landing is
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4Then it hit her. She had bought that G-String for his "last" birthday and here it was coming up on his next. How could she have let that happen? It was supposed to be his last one.
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2When I say that, I mean that like going Mexican for Taco Tuesday. Or "we're going Chinese." So when I say I went vegan, I mean that I started eating vegans. They taste fabulous! No
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1Oh you don’t know him he goes to a different universe. But that flat footed orange faced buffoon was what went for leadership in this end of the swamp. A hat for Charon’s fee seems
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4prepare the best they could for the worse. There was talk of maybe moving into the subway tunnels or deeper into the sewers. Bunny said, "as long as we're together as a family."
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3reeling with recognizing Lizzie Borden. Here, in Moscow. Not in Ohio and not 73 years in the future! For her part, she also seemed to be reeling at being in Moscow, bloody & naked.
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10the festival crowd. Everybody recognized it as the opening strum of the hot song of 2019 by their local boy. Kenny of Kenny & the Parkas. Anyone who drank the free grape-ade peaked
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13-ut it. Not like we're not allowed. We're allowed. Look at me still talking." At this point Delores looked at Regina across their common shoulder. "We know what it sounds like."
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3Sadly for him this fish fight was going to be in the sea. The Sea somthing or other, Triton had changed his mind about the venue and had moved it over to the Mariana Trench. There
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3Most likely everybody in town knew that was her favorite song. She had stopped any backseat action if it came on in her playlist. Which was about every 4th song. Too many guys know
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8lead to the ending of their stories. Flying fish or not, all stories ended when there was nobody to share them anymore. Others would come though. Others would come.