"We're turning your bedroom back into the
- "We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room." father told me. My toothy grin vanished almost instantly.
- Replacing my grin; my mouth contorted into a demented twisted smile. "Alright," I said, smirking. What my father did not know was that
- . That thing right over there. In the corner. Under the doily. Waxy, pulpy. Fragile. My father did not know what the hell it was. I did. So smirk on I did. I smirked so hard that
- I pulled a muscle in my face and had to be rushed to the hospital. Once there I was unable to witness my father's continued confusion and had to imagine it, careful not to move my
- nose which had shifted to one side because of the pulled muscle. But suddenly I felt a sneeze coming on. The doctor came in and started laughing aloud which didn't help at all.
- Oh man...this was gonna hurt. I couldn't hold back the sneeze and it was a BIG one too! All kinds of stuff flew from my nose. The doctor had to duck as appliances, small animals,
- Wolverine and a pizza delivery boy were covered in my nasal mucus sample. The doctor scooped a small amount into a container for testing and offered me a note for work. I thanked
- him for leaving Wolverine and taking the pizza boy when he left cause we had business to attend despite my mucus.The other X-men in the room yelled for
- Elvis to rock the service industry. After his fall from grace he had taken a job as a waiter and they expected him to rise through the ranks. Little did they know he'd cry in the
- bathroom every night, thinking about his days in Vegas, weeping gently into a small bucket. Poor Elvis. His only despite came the day a special person arrived - it was none other t
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Fennick May 28 2013 @ 17:04
Guess we'll never find out who that special person was...
PurpleProf May 29 2013 @ 00:33
I'm guessing it was Wayne Newton.
mensaque May 31 2013 @ 13:56
My guess is that it was " none other than the Colonel,asking for forgiveness holding a contract.".But I could be wrong.