"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card?
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"Really? It can only take a 2 GB memory card? Sorry, dude, you got rooked," I said, shaking my head. "I don't think you're going to be able to retrieve those photos."
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"Fuck." He replied, saddened by the discovery. "Without those pictures we'll never be able to topple our shadow government oppressors." He sat despondently on a nearby bench.
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A hobo sat on the other side of the bench. He possessed a synthetic eye that resembled a camera lens. He ogled an old lady walking her dog while eating his
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delicious pizza. I asked him "There's a pizza restaurant around here?" He said "Yes, its in the 1337 street". Instantly i run'd to the pizza restaurant. But i didn't have money. So
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quickly mustered up the best fake British accent I could and
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introduced myself as "Reginald Bifocals, bookbinder extraordinaire!". Damn it! Was that really the best I could ad-lib? I really wasn't cut out for the life of a
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suave spy. Sure, I had a top hat and a snazzy suit, but no charm. They stared at me and I realized I had to make my escape now, no second later. My grappling hook was ready to
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shoot through the window and swing onto the streets below. I did so and laughed out loud as I looked at the suprised faces of my former captors. However, one of them pulled out a
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a sniper rifle. I ran in a zig-zag line until I ducked behind a car. Coaster-size holes popped into the hood. The car sped off. I guess it was occupied. Without cover I had
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no real options. I whipped out the secret weapon I'd had since the beginning, the deus ex machina, and vaporized all the enemies with a single shot. I had survived another day.
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- 2011-04-23 02:22:14
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- 2011-07-23 15:48:41
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