"There's no place like home. There's no place

"There's no place like home. There's no place like-" She opened one eye, to check if anything had changed. It hadn't. She shut it again. "-home. There's no-

A boy drove up to Dorothy, "Can you direct me to the Phantom Tollbooth? My GPS has been buggy since I talked to the Cheshire Cat." Toto growled at the Watchdog. A white rabbit

did what rabbits do best with the March Hare. "I don't want to jump to Conclusions, but I have to get out of Math Magic land." "Fifteen minutes to Belgium," the Watchdog told Lion.

A gent from Ghent evenly divided his share of the Hare with the Watchdog and the Lion. When the Lion took more than his share,the gent took afront & asked the Queen to back him up

and demand some justice. The Queen decided to have some fun, and fed the gent to the lion. "Justice," she said, and laughed like a crazy woman. She then looked at the mirror,

and said, "what are you looking at?" Then winked knowingly. The Queen then turned the lion loose on her court. She was known as the Crazy Queen, but she was pregnant and

worked at the King of Clubs Club. "The centrifugal force of pole-dancing is hurting Crazy Queen's fetus," said a Fetus Protective Services agent who hung out at strip clubs. A lion

-modded bouncer placed a paw on the agent's chest. "Look, dude, Crazy Queen has been putting her pole-dancing tips aside so that her fetus can go to Star Fleet Academy. Centrifugal

forces have failed to expel Satan's child from her womb, so now it is all up to you..."