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Once upon a time there was a magical princess

  • Once upon a time there was a magical princess who lived on Magnolia Lane. She really hated the name of her lane, btu loved that she had magical powers. Some of her powers were....
  • Turning invisible! she used this magical power to listen to her parents and friends talk about her, and if they said something she did not like she would reappear and....
  • "Carom" went a billiard ball off their noggin'. She really enjoyed surprising them this way. Her family wanted to plan revenge for these attacks but her sneaky disappearing act
  • -ivia denied her the much needed digestion help that the yogurt provides. Her IBS exploded. This made her Family's plan of revenge seem mean, so they abandoned it. Instead they
  • decided to host a potluck and invite the whole neighborhood over. And this time, there was NO arsenic allowed. They were going to play nice this year or
  • move two towns over to a community of disheartened New Zealanders. The New Zealanders had settled in droves after the devistating earthquake of 2011. Christchurch had been ruined
  • and abandoned for decades now - old residents would still make occasional forays into the ruins to search for "treasure", by which they meant any bottles of liquor they could find.
  • I still get a little misty thinking about the time old Snyder found a half full bottle of J&B under an old mattress. We declared it a holiday and everyone came together for a
  • communion. Cheswick somehow had dozens of shot glasses in his trenchcoat emporium. Some we turned down for missing company. Sparks from the trash can fire rose into the winter
  • sky as we huddled together and filled Cheswick's shot glasses with Maker's Mark. Here's to another day, friends, and another story well-fold...uh, told. SALUT!

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