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I sighed. Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you one

  • I sighed. Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you one more story before you go to sleep to be sure that you don't have any more nightmares. Here goes. "Once upon a time there was a young boy
  • named Timmy who was an insurance salesman/Jehovah's witness. He rode door-to-door in his Magic Wagon, selling life/afterlife policies. But one day, the Magic Wagon broke down in
  • Bakersfield &while Timmy was waiting for replacement parts to be delivered, the Devil decided to tempt him. He told Timmy the afterlife policies he sold weren't amortizing
  • because the Minimum Payments were artificially low. But the Devil said, "Have you ever heard of a Reverse Mortgage." Timmy was intrigued because he'd never heard of that and
  • the succubus was hot. "Put up your immortal soul for collateral, pay off your bills, and maintain your hedonistic lifestyle." Timmy pricked his thumb. "Where do I sign?"
  • "Oh, if you would, just riiiight... here." said Ozzy. Suddenly Timmy found himself in a hot tub with Beelzebub and Lucifer. "So Timmy, said Lucy, you want to party hard, hmmm?"
  • Timmy was in a hot spot and it wasn't getting cooler anytime soon. Quick move to the left and a dive to the middle of the hot tub gave Beelzebub the slip. He jumped up and took
  • off his underpants. He'd spent the night sweating the cops - and the broads. "Time to cool this scene down," he said to himself. Looking at his penis, it all came together. He wasn
  • 't ever gonna be lonely again! He'd be the only member of his own members only club, with his own club and everything. "I'm going all the way D O W N T O W N", he grinned inwardly.
  • Then all the lights came on and everyone jumped from behind the furniture. SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! They cheered and clapped him on the back.He acted happy, but was so p***ed.
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2011-09-04 04:40:23
Finished
2012-11-14 20:06:01

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Nov 14 2012 @ 20:20

    Happy Surprise ending.
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    49erFaithful Nov 15 2012 @ 15:41

    I'm sure little Johnny slept soundly after such a sweet story.
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    DanMars Nov 15 2012 @ 15:41

    amazing bed time story, haha

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