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Cétait l'homme de l'annee, la medaille lui

  • Cétait l'homme de l'annee, la medaille lui fut remise en grande pompe. Dans son discour il ne prit le temps de ne remercier personne.

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  • He placed the 'Man of the Year' award on the shelf next to his Oscar, Golden Globe and Nobel Prize. He sighed. What to do now?

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  • He decided to become "Woman of the Year."

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  • He grew a bushy beard for the ceremony and cried when he put on the diamante crown. "It takes a real man to be 'Woman of the Year'. In time a woman may man up & take on the role. B

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  • ut for now 'Woman of the Year' was a svelte, sinewy number from the Burroughs with a finely trimmed goatie and sideburns. But being a man, Harry let himself go during the year and

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  • became a smorgasbord addict. By December he was pushing a quarter-ton and was scheduled for his third bypass job. 'Woman of the Year' was out of the question, but it was still

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  • something to think about. Being Woman of the Year would be great and all, but for now I got to get rid of this smorgasbord addiction. Now what to do about the fire ants...

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  • Expired home warranties and invitations to all-you-can-eat state dinners piled on my desk. Meanwhile, my training with the flame thrower proceeded at a snail's pace. For one,

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  • thing, I was unable to fire the flamethrower for more than 5 seconds without producing a huge cloud of flame and wasting a whole fuel cartridge. Those all-you-can-eat offers were

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  • pointless to me now, but a good idea all the same. Really what I needed was an all-you-can-fire flamethrower. If only the world were that kind...

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