He opened the press and added the ink. Using
- He opened the press and added the ink. Using her skin at the poster board was a sparkling little inspiration he'd gotten when she bent over to get the meatloaf out of the
- oven and he realised that she was actually a human piece of cardboard. So he started sticking stuff to her. Tacks, papers, small animals..
- and all kinds of scrapbooking mayhem. He took her to craft fairs, the hallmark factory, a timber mill and origami classes. She wouldn't bend through and remained stiff as a board
- . She enrolled in a yoga class, thinking this might help. Within weeks, she was bending over backwards to do her crafts. Her friends started calling her Bendy Wendy. Her boyfriend
- ,in the beginning, was really turned on, I mean, cmon, the Kama Sutra had nothing compared to her. But then one day, she got so bendy that it made him sick just watching. Her head
- peaked out from her legs which were tied into a gordian knot with her arms ... and somewhere in there was his best part. How did it go? The rabbit comes out of the hole, goes round
- the tree, gets distracted by a carrot and some nice chervil so he forgets where the hole is...and..." Aw geez. I was just no good with innuendo. I did a Google search, typing in
- "innuendo - how to" but came up with nothing. I went to the cupboard, found a pack of my husband's cheese balls, popped a couple in my mouth & sucked reflectively. Innuendo eluded
- but shoving his salty, nutty cheese balls down my throat was so distracting, that my mind began to wander. I realized that I was thirsty, so I opened the fridge and whipped out
- some milk and cream (milk's essentially colorless blood, or white water if it's 1%) and guzzled each down. That was when my lactose intolerance kicked in to overdrive. BAAARRRFF!
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- 2013-05-13 12:41:16
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lucielucie May 13 2013 @ 15:57
fnar fnar