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How did the name Bozo become an acceptable

  • How did the name Bozo become an acceptable name for a clown? It's just so...so boring. Could they not have come up with something more entertaining, more lively like
  • Adolf. I imagined a goose-stepping guy in a polka dot pajama with a big red nose honking in time on a bicycle horn and snickered to myself. What really took me by surprise was
  • how well the clown accessories complimented the Nazi's figure. Hitler's uniform designer missed a calling by designing for soldiers instead of clowns. Shaking away the thought
  • Hitler decided not to mention it to his tailor. I mean, why tell the tailor he'd missed his true calling. It would only depress him and Hitler thought, besides I need to look good
  • because the lighting at the rallies seems to put 10 pounds on you. Hitler could be kind like that, on the small things. The tailor smiled, unaware of the danger that
  • if the Fuhrer found out he was a jew, he wasn't gonna be his personal tailor for much longer. When he finished the suit, the tailor said "Happy Hannukah!". Hitler looked back "WHAT
  • do I owe you for this fine suit, my good man?". I was puzzled - had the man been merely faking his anti-semitism, or did he not genuinely understand what I had said? I paused for
  • thought. If I called him on faking but he really was a Nazi, I would shoot up to somewhere between single mothers and Poles on his shitlist. But if he was faking and I ignored it,
  • People would mistakenly assume he was a little goose-stepping freak. I always relied on the truth, particularly when I was battering onions, so I wore my hammer pants & moon boots
  • closed my zipper, wiggled my knees back and forth and shouted with enthusiasm "You can't touch this!" and damned if that little goose-stepping freak didn't flop out of the old barn

1 Comments

  1. m80 May 28 2013 @ 12:33

    A fan has posted this in FoldingStory Illustrated Vol.1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKxoqFpM4AA

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