Once upon a time there was a princess who

Once upon a time there was a princess who had a terrible personality but was very attractive.

I immediately closed the book and turned to my daughter. "Why does your school continue to assign this sort of reading, Sally?" As if she knew the answer. "Here, I've got a better

AK-47, you shoot the wall instead! He happily exclaimed. BANG went Sally's gun, and it triggered a hidden nuke embedded in the wall and then

everything stopped. Little Pete had enough. He had stopped the nuke and created the FAZE. Sally was gone.

Sally came back with an insurance policy showing she made thousands of dollars selling life insurance, and rubbed it in front of Pete's fat face, which had canned spaghetti on it.

. Pete used his noodle and hatched a plan. Sally would never suspect anything until it was too late. Meatballs simmered in a thick tomato sauce, cheese bubbled

in a nearby volcano. Pete handed a meatball on a fondue fork to the unsuspecting Sally and bade her to dunk it in the cheese. The earth began to tremble. Pete sped away in his Jeep

And was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident. Problem was the lack of evidence the accident ever happened. The case was thrown out. Sally vanished without trace. Nothing

was left but the accident scene which I now had drag around. That was my punishment for having left it. I was it"s legal guardian now. Do I have to school my scene of an accident?