Sonny looked at Cher and growled. He beared

Sonny looked at Cher and growled. He beared his teeth and slowly bent down on his haunches. Cher looked momentarily confused. This wasn't in the script. Their variety show was live

. Cher tried to make of Joke about it. "You haven't had a bite in days so you bit him?" The camera men pulled back as Sonny completed his transformation into a werewolf.

"Uh oh, a werewolf". Cher said. Then the werewolf punched her in the face "shut up and make me a samich women". She was about to cry, but

then she remembered she had some leftover Long John Silver's in the fridge. Cher knew there was something about silver being bad for werewolves so she gave the him the leftover

silverfish stew on a silver platter with a bottle of Coors (the Silver Bullet beer). The werewolf spontaneously combusted as "Silver and Gold" played in Cher's kitchen. Cleanup was

never her favorite past-time, so Cher decided that the bloody bits of fur gave her kitchen a sophisticated look. She headed to her best friend, Sonny, who was a plastic surgeon,

interior decorator & life coach all rolled into one cheesy mustache. He'd made a fortune in Hollywood since "getting out of show biz". Cher admired his love den with muskrat rug &

gortex adult diapers. Cher told this facial-haired virtuoso that she needed to "bond" with him right away. Her voice was thick and husky over the phone because

she was a diva after all, and if Cher wants to bond, then bonding it will be. She continued with her list of necessities including quatro blade razors, hair removal cream and aloe