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"I'm sorry, sir, but all of you need to die

  • "I'm sorry, sir, but all of you need to die except one." Jack was shocked. "Look, it's great that cheap nanoreps let you visit all your global friends, but Earth is overheating and

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  • the synthetic ocean shields are about to melt. If you don't get out of my way, we're going are all going to be one giant oozing puss filled sore." The Nanorep's privilege log did

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  • read rather oddly - but then Nanorep was obsessed with the idea planets were living entities: to him a volcano was a puss oozing sore, the crust was the epidermis, plate tectonics

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  • coincided with tummy rumbles from the 4pm snack hour when lunch was long gone but it was still too early for dinner. To Nanorep, each and every planet was alive, but some were real

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  • Easy to see. And others were harder to see by telescope or binoculars. But he nonetheless tried to document them and record their unique features. His research made him famous.

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  • His book, entitled "Those Unique Thingies" became a best-seller. People could simply not get enough of his wry observations. He was invited to appear live on the Jimmy Kimmel show,

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  • where he was forced to read mean tweets about himself. "He looks like a scum drinking grandpa hunter." My god, how did they know? And now all grandpas would be on the look out.

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  • Of course I also wondered, how could some random twit on twitter glance at people and instantly tell that they were hunting grandpas?

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  • The tell turned out them knowing too much about the intricacies of copays, escrow, & points on the sale of a house. Only grandpas would be aroused by such filth & the gerontophiles

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  • became extinct ages ago. So she walked around in her bikini, hoping THAT would turn Grandpa on. It had been a while since she used a mirror. Grandpa took his celibacy to the grave.

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2 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Jan 07 2018 @ 18:17

    "Those Unique Thingies" -- HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

  2. Woab Jan 08 2018 @ 12:06

    I guess that Grandma's unique thingies were a little too unique for Grandpa.

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