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This story is about a little kite. Little

  • This story is about a little kite. Little kite was flying high in the sky. Then she said to herself "what is going to happen is all my friends are going to have a party with me"
  • The anthropomorphic and apparently social kite then reflected on the cost of twine, when a wind gust blew her into power lines, engulfing her in flames.
  • She screamed on pain as her tail disintegrated in the fire. Her skeleton melted as the electricity burned through her. Plastic smoke wafted upwards. A living kite, dying on wires
  • what an awesome way to kill my wife's cat I thought. Charred flesh, sinew and smoky fur rained down and I lifted my face to the sky. There will be a reckoning but first I will kill
  • as much as I can. Maybe I'll even kill myself...but that is for later, much later, when half the world is burning. I snap my fingers and
  • it starts to rain. With half the world burning a little rain never hurt. Now to tend to the cave, I must prepare for the worst. Hope for the best. Adjusting my ipod I head to
  • No, wait.. Ipods don't exist in this global warming apocalypse. I'm having a flashback. In the cave a severed head was impaled on a stalagtite or is it stalagmite? Dang I can never
  • get it right. Is it Tight to the ceiling and Might be on the floor or tight to the floor and might be no the ceiling. Wait a minute who's head is that anyway, Shit it's Mine!
  • got it wrong. It is Loose to bang the briches, or shall have been around the wall, and not around the seconds elapsed writing this passage! Oh Shit it's Yours!
  • OK!I'm thinking,but there's no time!Just write something and try to make sense!OK!English is not even my first language!I'm from Brazil!And what the fuck are briches?I can't do it.
Started
2011-01-22 09:54:04
Finished
2011-05-01 18:38:26

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman May 02 2011 @ 04:58

    Oouuu... How could you pass up a juicy set up like that? His own head impaled on a stalagtite. Oh well.
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    Trylobot May 02 2011 @ 10:46

    I don't even remember writing that passage. Wtf
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    SlimWhitman May 02 2011 @ 13:05

    Well it fits in a way - Chuckster's Fold ends with "Shit it's mine" and yours ends with "Shit it's yours". You must have been Sleep-folding. ;-)

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