Finished Folds (1—20)
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4t. The unlikely pair, accosted by several of the promiscuous ninja, but transporting the KEY to their SALVATION, hauled ass down the interstate. American muscle cars are good at
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2Catatonic Horse Exo-Extraction SciencE: "C.H.E.E.S.E.". It's the field that explores how to deal with equine nervous disorders, specifically how to do so in space. Many of us find
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3The remaining members of the original WWF later found work at a Pasadina roller disco, except for The Rock, who couldn't rollerskate.
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1the world has ever known bollocksed up the defense at the trial following the fire, and the forgetful arsonist spent her remaining days rotting in a state penitentiary.
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1suddenly panicked at the sound of police sirens closing in. She realized that it wouldn't look good, so she dropped the knuckles and allowed herself to be taken away. Chuckle.
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2when he realized that he couldn't help himself with his auto-immune disorder, and the affected area would be inflamed probably forever. Instead he sought medical help. End.
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3but attracts mutants. Use strategically and adapt this advice to the current situation. Only you can prevent the apocalypse." But the guide didn't have any advice regarding tsunami
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2simulate the sound one might hear if robotic giraffes had been attempting copulation nearby, I successfully distracted my pursuers. Confused, they wandered the halls of the
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3stalked our prey through the steamy Florida jungle. These tourists would stand no chance against our extensive guerilla military training. Being cannabilistic had its advantages.
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4she'd had something to do with the Kennedy assassination, and I believed it (with a body like that). She could have distracted the captain of the Titanic, and probably had.
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2inside their esophagi, screwdrivers lodged in orbital sockets, seriously she'd seen everything. She wasn't going to be convinced by this newcomer that anything had changed.
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0, his parched tongue felt thick, and stuck to his palate. His arm would not come free, and he knew he had mere hours to live. Futilely, he called out, "Help! Jesus somebody help me
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2turned out, though, that I picked the worst possible night to hang around. A local Mafia Don by the name of Four-eyes Paolo showed up with his aides & entourage, and sat down near
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0lie perfectly still and await the obese Italian doom. The sheer number of hostile worm-creatures, though, gave the famous plumber pause. "Mama-mia! How come there are-a so many?"
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1collapsed under the weight of his dog, with mere seconds to live. Calmly he replied to his dog, "No, I clearly said, 'Fetch.'" As the dog paused to consider, the boy capitalized by
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3retire to his swamp boat house and float out to sea. He could even make a decent bit of money on the side from skimming tarballs off the surface of the Gulf. Yessir, life is good.
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4He let go of the shark's fin, which an instant later exploded. Shoved upward by the shockwave, he was intercepted by a passing outboard motor, snarling his scuba gear. It sputtered
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8Deadly quiet, the gang of graffiti vandals hopped the outer fence and crept down the compound. Their intended target, a massive roadside billboard facing the westbound interstate,
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5The only way that stunt could have been more awesome is if, when he passed over it, the bike-ramp had exploded into the entire contestant line-up from the 2010 Miss Universe.
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6Dubbed "Woodtricity," the newly-discovered source of biopower had a controversial side-effect: radioactive, porous nodules appeared on the equipped trees, oozing a sticky mucus.