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Why, yes...yes, I do believe those pants

  • Why, yes...yes, I do believe those pants indeed make you look fat. He smiled then and crossed his arms.
  • She smiled in relief. All of those years people calling her 'twiggy' and 'broomstick legs,' She finally had some heft to the rumpus room. Now she could shake it on the dance floor.
  • Her moves at the Polka amazed everyone and they regretted calling her names. It was as if her legs could do anything. Suddenly everyone wanted to dance with her
  • but she'd had a little too much of "grandpa's cough syrup" and she couldn't stand. No matter, they grabbed her and whipped her around the dance hall like a rag doll. Every ten minu
  • tes a new suitor would swoop in and start twirling and whirling, ducking and diving and dipping, and swirling; spinning, spinning her around and around and around until
  • Sinbad the Sailor with his big ol' turban & cheeky grin swooped in on his magic carpet & carried her away to The Orc's nest in the Himalayas. Sinbad said he'd be back but she wasn'
  • t so sure. The carpet had a low knot count & was threadbare. He was the 3rd Sinbad who'd 'rescued' her this year. Then she found a stack of unopened bills at the Orc's nest's front
  • which she guessed was dropped by another poor newbie who wandered into the area unaware. The Orc never bothered her, though. That was one of the few perks of being an NPC.
  • Having monsters ignore you ensures your life, but she longed for the taste of battle. Her actions were not her own. As an NPC she could only wait. The Orc finished off the last pla
  • titude of peace in the universe & still, she waited. She shook with impatience. Then a pair of unknown arms slipped around her from behind, enveloping, accepting all that she was.
Started
2012-11-14 22:22:47
Finished
2013-11-20 10:17:46

6 Comments

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    jefforama Nov 20 2013 @ 10:21

    Fat-bottomed girls make the world go round. Also grandpa's cough syrup.
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    lucielucie Nov 20 2013 @ 15:12

    Looks like Sinbad did come back after all. Up to no good, to be sure.
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    SlimWhitman Nov 20 2013 @ 16:01

    They rock 2 ... and fro
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    lucielucie Nov 20 2013 @ 16:11

    Lol I meant a roc not an orc didn't I?
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    49erFaithful Nov 20 2013 @ 16:27

    Probably an orc roc's nest. Filled with orbs and rocks just above the loch of the rockness monster.
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    lucielucie Nov 21 2013 @ 14:09

    I was so inspired by the Loch Ness Rockness Monster that I created not 1, not 2 but 3 identical stories! Noah's deleted one but here are the other two: http://foldingstory.com/cxeex1/ http://foldingstory.com/cxeex2/

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