A splash of green, a thud, and I stopped

A splash of green, a thud, and I stopped the car to check for damage. What i seen was horrid. I somehow, someway, had just ran over Kermit the frog. Although he was a muppet

... he was all man where is counts, if you know what I mean (and I bet you do). That's why his death at my hands was such a shame - and an ironic twist on my

practice because he had come to me to get in touch with his feelings, since being all man he ran like mascara at the first sign of emotion and how he came to die at my

"I'm too strong to need help with my problems". He was nothing if not an honest man. But his self-awareness was obviously misplaced. His sister's factory accident last year had

left them penniless and he'd had to take up working as a street sweeper. But all was not lost. The most surprising things fall from pockets on the streets of New York. And one day

I will find the key to the city. Then I show those bastards. I will get revenge on the committee who ruined me and left me with nothing but revenge in my heart and a secret in my

erratic past. I still had connections the committee didn't know about. But I'd have to go back to the sordid underbelly of this town. And we didn't part on good terms. No matter,

If I brought enough K Y Jelly with me to the meeting wouldn't be too painful, at least not for me, I hated the feeling of a dry hump, so always had plenty of K Y in stock, intense

I was at ensuring that the ashey hump on my back had sufficient emollients applied. The personal lubricant would serve a convalescent rather than carnal purpose.