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I just threw old cheesecake at an old kegerator

  • I just threw old cheesecake at an old kegerator floating in the lake. What did you do on your lunch break?
  • You did WHAAAAT???!!! That was MY cheesecake, you damn fool! I want you to swim out to the middle of the lake right now & get it back. Then while you're out there, bring me a beer
  • goggle, just one. Actually, make that a beer monocle. I want to watch you save my cheesecake from croc-infested waters without thinking you're more than mildly attractive. Time is
  • an illusion that can be bent to meet the will of the enlightened. I sipped my colada and tried to act surprised when the croc clamped down on your femur in slow-motion. Cheesecake
  • was smooshed in between my butt cheeks by an unknown assailant. I was the one being surprised. Suddenly, I had a bag over my head and zip ties around my wrists
  • which is normal for my Saturday nights, but this was a Tuesday. OMG, someone must be kidnapping me so they can get their hands on my bedazzled mini dinosaur collection.
  • Do you know how hard it is to find bedazzled mini dinos? & I'm talking before the times of ebay & etsy, I started collecting these suckers old school style. Now any hipster on the
  • South Beach diet can own them. What I really want are Beanie Baby's.
  • But Beanie Babies don't want me, I'm too fat. Rejected, I wandered along South Beach looking at all the dieting people. I sat down and ate a bucket of sand, page 1 of the diet
  • of scorpion beasts. Much to my chagrin, this enamored a giant crab monster to me. I found it hard to requite, for my love was too reminiscent of the beanbag animals I once adored.
Started
2013-02-12 12:35:44
Finished
2013-04-02 14:02:13

3 Comments

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    PurpleProf Apr 02 2013 @ 14:41

    Just for the record, I would like to say that I do not think MangoMania is a damn fool.
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    49erFaithful Apr 02 2013 @ 23:44

    Who doesn't love a good SURPRISE! party?
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    MangoMania Apr 03 2013 @ 11:11

    Record noted. Also if the kegerator had beer in it then I'd be in lake.

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