Before helga met Pierre, she had been content

  • Before helga met Pierre, she had been content to tend her Holsteins in Alpine Meadows. But when the bereted Frenchman walked into her meadow, everything changed.

  • She instantly felt repulsed by him and at the same time thought that the blond guy helping him was so atractive.Helga ran to meet them and Peter said feeling hurt:

  • "Go to him Helga. I love you and my love is so pure I want you to be happy. Be with Neil Patrick Harris, I'll just be

  • shacked up here with goats. Helga hesitated at the mention of goats.

  • There were strict rules for Goat Club, and rule #1 was "Never talk about Goat Club." Helga was left without an explanation.

  • Unfortunately for Helga, rule #2 of Goat Club was "No Helgas". Her husband had invented Goat Club after Helga started horning in on poker night. John now spent his nights in the tr

  • .. tr ... trailer park, working on his stutter. The park was the home to the best speech therapist this side of

  • the office park. Sure, Dr. Wannatokgut was in building #3 on the south end, but the Segway was on the fritz, and stuttering Bob just didn't have the will

  • to live anymore. Not since they'd banned enZyte--the all-natural male enhancement supplement--and he'd lost his old nickname. He thought idly of the Doc before turning back to

  • his home movie collection. "I guess this is retirement" he said, not sure whether he was relieved or disappointmed. And that was the story of Hardy Wang, the only Chinese pornstar



  1. Bad. Apr 21 2011 @ 20:19

    Never talk about Goat Club.

  2. SlimWhitman Apr 21 2011 @ 20:59

    I had something completely different in mind when I mentioned the goats - but you wouldn't talk about that either.

  3. 49erFaithful Apr 22 2011 @ 00:56

    Definitely no Helgas. No Helgas, no exceptions.

  4. Bad. Apr 22 2011 @ 00:59

    Poker night is a sacred thing.

  5. SlimWhitman Sep 26 2014 @ 04:51

    Continuation of Goat Club saga Helga's revenge http://foldingstory.com/yuqml/

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