Who told you to stop writing your book and
- Who told you to stop writing your book and play on FoldingStory instead? "Shut up, voice! It warms me up! Don't you judge me!" You'll never publish, people want youth culture.
- "Who are these 'people' you keep talking about? The book wants me to write it. Just not now. I need some inspiration from FoldingStory!" But the voice didn't let up. "Another ten
- folds and it will be through." it ominously cried again, sending shivers of fear down my spine. I didn't get
- time to think of what to do, it was too late to retaliate. Suddenly the cold shiver turned into a real chill which pierced the room like a blade, as the voice I had heard cried
- for more. Sado-masochist Vampires. They were everywhere. I cut one with a Vermillian Dagger but she enjoyed it. This was going to be harder than I thought.
- I slashed another with my Eternal Sword dipped in garlic. The flesh tore, but it lived! Where was that "How to be a Vampire Slayer" book? Oh, if only I had watched more Buffy...!
- I knew kickboxing. Then I recalled that they're also sensitive to silver. So I drizzled some colloidal silver along the tip of my blade, and I went to town on those fanged fiends.
- Most vampires reside in seedier areas like Whitechapel's red light district, preying on the lessers. By the Queen's command, I, Jack the Ripper, will kill this plague.
- I, Jack the Ripper, waited in the dark corners of the red light district, waiting for the vampires to pass. When they approached me, I chucked garlic at their faces. They looked at
- me & smiled, knowing I was about to encounter Someone far more evil, far more twisted than even I could comprehend. Moments later, it was over. She had triumphed.
- Started
- 2012-06-16 05:00:39
- Finished
- 2013-08-26 02:55:39
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PurpleProf Aug 26 2013 @ 02:59
CHILLS!