I thought our love would last forever...Instead
- I thought our love would last forever...Instead I got what felt like the reality check of the century
- I was met with an untimely end, run over by a truck on the busy streets of Taipei. I thought even in death I would feel love for you, but all my emotions had disappeared.
- So there I was, dead, with no emotions, and I thought "well now what?" After visiting with an afterlife counselor I decided to have a go at haunting specialist.
- I wasn't much while I was living, I scraped latrines for 27 years and didn't get much out of it. I thought I would be something better in this new life, but
- somehow found myself selling urinal deodoriser blocks, also known as urinal cakes on the Home Shopping Network. My past experience didn't really help increase sales but I tried to
- work in the finer points of my Navy Seal training whenever possible anyways. One time, an albino from Arkansas was perusing my suitcase of cakes on a sunny afternoon, and l
- squirted green food coloring all over his sorry unpigmented arse. "That's what you get for stealing my cakebox, Greenie!" I smirked. But instead of angering, Albert the albino
- displayed his passions rising in the form of a giant, and I mean GIANT, erection that ripped free of his dungarees and boomeranged around the lamp post to end up an inch from my
- Flaring nostrils. I held my gaze firmly with the throbbing manservant and proposed breaking into the bank vaults via the sewers and splitting the dough. The member replied "Do I l-
- go with you?" I didn't answer, but grabbed the member & tugged...& the rest, as they say, is history. Me & my member are kicking back, enjoying the good life now. Come what may.
- Started
- 2015-08-11 17:21:10
- Finished
- 2019-09-08 17:34:25
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PurpleProf Sep 08 2019 @ 17:35
Just when you think your life is over...
ToastMech Oct 05 2019 @ 12:58
I have no idea how to feel about this.
LordVacuity Oct 06 2019 @ 21:23
Nobody does. We just grin and bear it.