That morning when I got to my first period
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That morning when I got to my first period class. Things were different. Everyone stared at me. They all knew the terrible thing I had done.
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I suppose burning my initials in gasoline across the track field could have been a dead giveaway.I didn't know how much my classmates liked lacrosse. Home room would be hard.
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But my initials were J. S. which turned out to be very common initials. The scorched LaCrosse field cause a fervor. Somehow the janitor Jerry Smoogish caught the collective suspic
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-ion of the PTA Board who was chaired by an ex-Marine, Art VanDeLay. Art was 270 lbs of bad attitude & had a passion for LaCrosse. He publicly vowed to kick Jerry Smoogish's ass in
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LaCrosse. Which was what Art VanDeLay played. He's a 270-lb ex-Marine, ya know. And he doesn't get along with Jerry Smoogish, and they're both on the PTA board. Ooh my. Croppies.
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Where was dwayne the oddsmaker when he was needed?
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The fact is that nobody in that village besides dwayne the oddsmaker was allowed to figure the odds including trying to fathom the likely location of dwayne the oddsmaker, given
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that he had died mysteriously the night before and was lying face-down in the alley behind the Odd Fellows Hall. So the townspeople went about their business for quite some time
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without wearing any clothes. They felt liberated, and soon the craze had flooded the nation. This resulted in the closure of many restaurants. The only possible solution to this
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was to burn them. Burn them all. I went out and poured gasoline all over their naked, writhing bodies. I lit a match. It would be over soon. I flicked the match into the crowd.
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Woab Oct 19 2016 @ 13:13
Wow! Another full circle here, with the gasoline!