That morning when I got to my first period

That morning when I got to my first period class. Things were different. Everyone stared at me. They all knew the terrible thing I had done.

I suppose burning my initials in gasoline across the track field could have been a dead giveaway.I didn't know how much my classmates liked lacrosse. Home room would be hard.

But my initials were J. S. which turned out to be very common initials. The scorched LaCrosse field cause a fervor. Somehow the janitor Jerry Smoogish caught the collective suspic

-ion of the PTA Board who was chaired by an ex-Marine, Art VanDeLay. Art was 270 lbs of bad attitude & had a passion for LaCrosse. He publicly vowed to kick Jerry Smoogish's ass in

LaCrosse. Which was what Art VanDeLay played. He's a 270-lb ex-Marine, ya know. And he doesn't get along with Jerry Smoogish, and they're both on the PTA board. Ooh my. Croppies.

Where was dwayne the oddsmaker when he was needed?

The fact is that nobody in that village besides dwayne the oddsmaker was allowed to figure the odds including trying to fathom the likely location of dwayne the oddsmaker, given

that he had died mysteriously the night before and was lying face-down in the alley behind the Odd Fellows Hall. So the townspeople went about their business for quite some time

without wearing any clothes. They felt liberated, and soon the craze had flooded the nation. This resulted in the closure of many restaurants. The only possible solution to this