A wastebasket for the upstairs, a garbage

A wastebasket for the upstairs, a garbage bin for the garage, and a hamper just to have around. There! I have completed my bucket list.

I guess I can die now. I've done everything.

I've walked, outgrown diapers, learned to talk, gotten dino shoes, seen Star Wars, gone to summer camp kissed a girl, fallen in love, had sex,

gotten married, spent a honeymoon in South America, had some kids, adopted a cat, and, at some point, grew old. It's been a good life, for the most part. But it's not over yet.

The robot vacuumed daily and made coffee.

But thats not all, this machine was in fact, a highly intuitive assassin, lying in wait. soon, it would receive a transmission containing the new coordinates of its next target.

Meanwhile, unaware of the mortal danger he was in, Kanye West began preparing for his latest album: "Gonna live forever, let someone try and stop me!". The shapeshifting robohitman

Had been hired by one of his fans to take him up on the offer to prove him wrong about living forever. The shapeshifting robohitman had been trained by Gen. Custer himself & then

untrained by a hooligan known as Impetuous Foster, who lived in fear that the shapeshifting robohitman knew too much all ready. After this, the robohitman hit the skids, wandering

The country, eeking out a living, trying not to become angry. But, you’ve no doubt heard this story before, haven’t you? That of a man who you would not like if he became angry?