Finished Folds (1—20)
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3there were slaves to unload and auction off. Not human slaves, of course, but gelatinous ones of every flavor and color! Sentient globs of Jello willing to serve man in whatever
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3skins of others! Wearing them proudly, I galavant about pretending that I am they!” She proclaimed, paying no heed to the fact that Tony the Tiger didn’t find any of this great or
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1He had a vasectomy. No sense in having heirs if you’re going to take your ill gotten gains with you to the great beyond. Besides, the truth about Walt would soon come out, and then
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1Even worse outside of one. Full face masks were another matter. Those he could rock like no one’s business. That’s how he got the name “Horsehead” though you shouldn’t remind him
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2partner, careening down the track in the 2 person coed bobsled competition. While she loved teaming up with him, being that it was he who was on bottom, and given his exitement
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4ick off. Atlanta went up 28-3 but Atlanta’s shear ineptitude plus the Patriots overwhelming power, lost by a score of 34-28. Atlanta, not being a true sports town, didn’t care.
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3“But 2nd dates can lead to a 3rd” his partner added “then maybe eventually marriage. Where would that leave our partnership, Manatee?” They then eloped and lived happily ever after
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2Maybe I’ll just copy off of someone, or just pay them to do my assignment for me. Maybe I’ll sleep with someone and I’ll get a pass that way. There’s more than one way to
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4phosis so it hardly mattered anyway. This really burned the Charcoal Man and he began smoking because of it. Years latter the Marlboro Man & Joe Camel spoke at his funeral. Sad.
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3The rest of the laundry outside until it heard the Good Humour Man’s ice cream truck coming down the street. Children watched with a mix of delight & horror as the tongue licked
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3But the whole thing got scrapped when The Flash volunteered to run notes back and forth between pen pals for a nominal fee.
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9“Come & get it!” I shouted but when they came out they just looked at Miss Twerthington, turned up their noses at her, and stated flatly “We are vegetarians” Well, I never thought
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2But with everyone believing that his country had won the cup, who was left to riot for having had lost?? Some other defeat would have to be avenged by looting, burning, and
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6Those who couldn’t afford them began wearing clothes pins on their noses. Between the masks & pins, everyone spoke funny, so they just gave up talking for texting.
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10Came sailing over her head. “Batter up!” Uncle Wilfred shouted as he prepared to send another Jane’s way. “This was going to be a long, long, visit” she thought “If only I had my
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2Watch, who inheritated that nickname from his father Big Clock Benny, resented being kept against his will, and using the old “Look over there!” trick, he escaped never to be seen
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6Continued with their wrestling, Nero played, Rome burned, the Lions lost another one, and off in the distance, at the coliseum, Lavar Ball claimed that his son was the savior. Amen
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6The country, eeking out a living, trying not to become angry. But, you’ve no doubt heard this story before, haven’t you? That of a man who you would not like if he became angry?
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5He shouted. But, Bill would have none of it. “I’ll show you, Matt” he said “Nobody is claiming victory around here until everyone bows their head down and gives thanks to me for
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6Smash the glass case open, releasing the pungent odor into the room. After all, what better way to mask the foul smell that Wanda was preparing to release into the room herself? So