I’ve also been playing with other features

I’ve also been playing with other features of the thing—and am continually amazed at how much it is capable of doing.

I pressed Fn and held down that weird button with the squiggly lines and my garage door opened. I pressed Fn - reverse squiggly button and my oven self-cleaned. Next, I tried Fn

-Ctrl-Delete and my wife lost her memories of our last 10 years together which was nice because she stopped nagging about that affair with her sister, but she'd also forgotten

how to please me sexually. But that was not really a problem since it gave me the opportunity to teach her exactly what and how I like things. We started the tutoring session but

I didn't know the right words to describe what I wanted her to do and she, easily bored, turned on the TV. I grabbed the large pickle and placed it against her throat. She sighed

"God not the old Pickle at my throat again. I've got get out of this business!" being a Sex Therapist for prepubescent senior citizens jut wasn't a easy as it sounded in school

He never caught them. Greg thought of himself as the latest man in America. He spent 13 months in the womb, and only had his first erection at 38. When Megan said "Hi," he couldn't

contain himself from the excitement, (his hardon lasted for days after that.) "Hmm, hi Megan" He said trying to hide his joy. "I s that a boner or are you just

carrying around an erection?" she asked. Yeah, Megan knew, and she didn't bother acting like she wasn't impressed. It's not every day that you see stiffies like that in a nunnery.