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It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh

  • It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh sure, roast a marshmallow, take a leak on a tree, sleep with the moon as your nightlight. Great, grand, wonderful. But
  • what Teddy meant by a "Camping Trip" was a road trip marked by a sensibility that regards something as appealing or humorous because of its deliberate ridiculousness. Teddy
  • was getting obviously pissed, and was all like, "C'mon peckerface! Let's go!" Finally, they were on the road. Teddy sort of confused everyone when he pulled out his gun. "I'm gonna
  • f*ck anything that moves." he yelled. Blue Velvet was Ted's religion. He scratched where his ear used to be with the gun barrel and then aimed through the windshield at
  • Patrice Hardy's lingerie flapping in the wind on the fire escape. Windshield glass scattered in the street and popped his tires. Still determined to shoot anything that moved, Ted
  • let loose about 10 rounds at the apartment building. Faces from across the street hid behind closed doors and wondered who Patrice pissed off this time. They knew the man had
  • frogs stapled to his forhead, and that he had enormous gas problems. What were they going to do? They decided to walk out of the apartment building slowly and quietly so that
  • the frogs wouldn't drop off and set off the alarm. He didn't relish the idea of the level of punishment he would incur if he were found out. He'd been there and done that too many
  • times. He stirred the tadpole ceviche with a mixture of defiance & trepidation. He relied on the cooperation of frogs but he was addicted to the squishy crunch of a marinated tadpo
  • les, particularly when served with a side of chili-flavored frog eggs & lime margaritas. When the meal was prepared, he clapped his hands in glee & declared, "Dinner is served!"
Started
2012-05-04 00:35:46
Finished
2014-12-21 20:07:50

10 Comments

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    49erFaithful Dec 22 2014 @ 13:47

    Love the Blue Velvet reference.
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    SlimWhitman Dec 22 2014 @ 17:37

    So many quotable lines from that one.
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    lucielucie Dec 23 2014 @ 06:28

    I love Boognish's fold.
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    49erFaithful Dec 23 2014 @ 11:56

    Is that located near Grafenburg's spot? Either way, I think I love it too.
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    49erFaithful Dec 23 2014 @ 11:57

    Kind of an odd think to announce randomly on a comment board but hey, more power to ya! ;-)
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    lucielucie Dec 23 2014 @ 14:27

    I'm in a random kind of mood. I never knew the G in G spot was an abbreviation. Stuff I learn on this site :)
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    SlimWhitman Dec 23 2014 @ 14:44

    Wait... Is that 'The' Spot? http://foldingstory.com/e2vmn/
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    lucielucie Dec 23 2014 @ 15:38

    I always wondered where spots A to F were located.
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    49erFaithful Dec 23 2014 @ 19:46

    I found spots A, B, C, and D, but the rest are purely theoretical.
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    lucielucie Dec 26 2014 @ 18:05

    Give that man a cigar!

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