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So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this

  • So I said to Larry "Look, if I can hit this wiffle ball over the Great Wall of China you have to eat the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish." Larry nodded and tossed
  • the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish into the Bo Hai Sea. Sure, I could no longer force Larry to eat the fish, but his plan had one fatal flaw - I was holding a wiffle bat.
  • So I did it like this, and then I did it like that. So I'm on the run. The cop's got my gun. And right about now it's time to have some
  • panda on the veranda, if you catch my drift! Or how about some giraffe in the bath? Maybe a mairage in the garage? Oh yeah, baby.
  • I would not could not with a giraffe in a bath. I will not with a panda on the veranda, Not in a garage, not in a swift, not with a drift. I do not like them Sam-I-Am!
  • I do not like red meat and clams. Would you eat them in No Mans Land? Would you eat them with a marching band? I would not eat them in No Mans Land, not with a marching band,
  • I do not like red meat and clams, Sam I am. Would you eat them uncooked? Would you eat them If I didn't look? I would not eat them uncooked. I would not eat them if you didn't look
  • "Would you eat them for a fee? With an Xbox or a Wii?" "I would not for any sum! Not with Mario or his chums! I do not like red meat and clams! I do not like them, Sam I Am!"
  • "Then how 'bout I take a little pee? Right into your eyes that see? Urine shining golden bright, blind you so you can't see light." "I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM I AM--GARRGGLBLRFZX!"
  • I do not like a little pee,I do not like a lot of pee, I do not like it even if it is the most gold of golden pee.." With that said his face burned red, his head imploded, dead!
Started
2011-04-25 00:58:41
Finished
2012-10-05 13:02:39

4 Comments

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    Zetawilk Oct 05 2012 @ 13:12

    Better than the original.
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    KieferSkunk Oct 05 2012 @ 13:18

    I'm really impressed at how solid the Dr. Seuss theme was in this one. Good job, guys. :) One of my newest favorites.
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    JessicaM Oct 05 2012 @ 13:48

    Fabulous.
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    SlimWhitman Oct 05 2012 @ 18:33

    That was a lot of fun! gotta mention a few for the wikia... Rhyming tradition: The Woods poet http://foldingstory.com/qojg1/ The Man from Nantucket http://foldingstory.com/5xdir/ Memebar rapping contest http://foldingstory.com/k8woa/ and getting seussed: http://foldingstory.com/1u7vb/ http://foldingstory.com/2zv62/ http://foldingstory.com/3l4xd/

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