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Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted,

  • Yo momma is SO fat that when she farted, she was launched into orbit.
  • I say old chap, your "momma" is so skinny she must scamper about in the shower to get wet.
  • Oh yeah? Well your "momma" is so skinny, when your daddy kisses her it sounds like he's blowing on a blade of grass.
  • Yeah, well your daddy is home so often that you can't keep any good booze around this house.
  • My daddy drinks all the booze. He drinks booze hanging from the roof. He drinks booze in bed. He drinks booze when he's in the dryer. He drinks booze when he's trying to fold a pa
  • per origami swan. Then Daddy gets all mad bc the folds are never right, then he wants me to walk down to the 7-11 & buy 3 more cases of PBR. Things could be worse, right?
  • "Yeah, things could be worse, he could be drinking Natural Lite instead of PBR." said Father Joe who was drinking a craft stout. Hey once you go dark you don't switch back to the
  • elephant piss that those non-Catholics are drinking at their dumb ass festival. Wow, Father Joe was really bitter about the Presbyterians' festival, but not as bitter as he was
  • when his best friend said going to the church is less important than going to a party. Father Joe, though, always had this little thing in his closet, called
  • a vacuum cleaner. So I knew that my brand new Doc Martens would be less likely to get dirty in church. With a sheepish grin a said,
Started
2013-08-28 16:09:13
Finished
2013-08-29 17:31:50

2 Comments

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    m80 Aug 30 2013 @ 23:39

    LOL Green Banana!!
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    Zetawilk Aug 31 2013 @ 00:09

    My fold went through a lot of rewrites before the final product. At first I was going for a deliberately overcomplicated jibe to the point of being a awkward, then I decided to go in the opposite direction and keep things simple while touching on unfamiliar territory. I hope I didn't rescind any of the weirdness in doing so!

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