Have you ever thought what life would be

Have you ever thought what life would be like if you were a mouse ? well i know what its like cause i am a mouse.

I've been a mouse since the 10th of January, 2014. On that fateful day, I was trawling for good story material in a paper bag filled with old newspapers when I read a strange adver

se effect could be had by folding a piece of old newspaper along angles that were not quite prime numbers. I did not have my protractor handy, but inasmuch as I am now a mouse, one

two three four five six seven and it was done. That was a new mouse record. The golden academy for mice applaused ferociously at my elite maths skills, before awarding me my own

Golden Mouse Wheel Award. Sure, it was from the Golden Academy for Mice, but it is still racist! I was a mouse & I took pride in my species. I took out my prepared rejection speech

"This RACIST award denigrates me & all mousekind," I quavered. I went to kick the Golden Mouse Wheel but felt irresistibly attracted... drawn onto its rungs. I began to run without

Clothes on and was arrested for streaking. But I was a mouse so who needed clothes? The police arrested my dollelganger and I was free forever! I went to a Mouse Colony and lived

the life of Riley. Rodney Rutherford Xavier Riley, if you needs specifics. My great grandfather, actual rubbing nasties great grandfather, had had the first Martian Concession at

the New Apollo colony on Mars's Northern Pole. The Martians had thought Martian Concessions would kill humans. Not only did my grandfather survive, he became much stronger, able to

leap wide Martian canals in a single bound. They called him Supergramps, and when the Martian Concession stands started selling Supergramps t-shirts, planetary peace was achieved.