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There was no way I was going to that cemetery

  • There was no way I was going to that cemetery today, not if you paid me a million bucks.
  • Well, okay. If you really are going to pay me a million bucks I might consider going to that cemetery. What, you have it right here with you in cold hard cash? Gimme. Let's go!
  • ... dying to get in. What? We're here? All I have to do is spend the night in that crypt and I get the mega bucks? Easy-peasy lemon squeezy. No one has lived before? Oh, come on!
  • So we all decided the money was worth it, and snuck into the crypt where the evil mummified queen Joan Rivers lived. If we survived 24 hours then
  • maybe the next holiday gathering with the in-laws wouldn't be so bad in comparison. My headlamp started flickering and I thought I heard a moaning from deeper in the crypt. Was it
  • possible that after so many aeons, something still..lived down here? The headlamp sputtering light made the shadows seem that much deeper and masked the movement of leathery wings.
  • I heard it before I saw it. And I felt the chill of the shadow pass over me just before I turned and encountered Stevie Nicks. She wanted leather and I wanted lace. She shoved me
  • as hard as her little arms could shove, and I nearly fell into a terrace of candles. Stevie stamped her boot and started to twirl. She had the Sword of Rhiannon in her hands. She
  • sliced through a curtain and hacked a hole in the couch. Stevie ran out onto the street with the deathly sharp Sword of Rhiannon where she proceeded to chop everything in sight
  • including her own body. Slice slice slice, and she'd reduced herself to a pile of pepperoni. Pizza anyone?
Started
2011-09-26 21:12:29
Finished
2012-11-24 20:10:33

3 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Nov 24 2012 @ 20:13

    If I'd realized we were doing all this in a crypt, I might have picked a different outcome to that hack-and-slash ending. :)
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    SlimWhitman Nov 25 2012 @ 17:09

    LOLed pretty much through the whole thing. The ending is so abruptly camp that a guffawed. Is that how you spell it?
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    KieferSkunk Nov 26 2012 @ 14:07

    I do strive for random. :) (And yes, you spelled it fine. :))

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