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Parts: torso, legs, arms, feet, hands, head,

  • Parts: torso, legs, arms, feet, hands, head, brain & other organs in marked jars. Defibrillator. Surgical instruments. Instructions: unpack non-organs & remove gangrene
  • Make sure you have a flat surface covered with newspaper. Adjust the lightning attractor at a 45 degree angle. Drain jars one at a time for body assembly. Head bolts not included.
  • Once you successfully assemble your robot. You must purchase and install a appropriate and desirable head bolt of your choice. They are available at any
  • five and dime store on the corner. My favorite robot head shop is the one that sells the funny smelling incense and the grateful dead tshirts. I went there to find the perfect head
  • -cheese. But the new robot informed me that this was a different kind of head shop. It laserpointed at the display case. There were severed, shrunken robot heads.
  • There were attached, enlarged animal heads. And in the back room, through a beaded curtain it looked like a trophy case of human heads. I turned to leave but the door was locked.
  • I recalled fleetingly that my teachers often commented that I was a head of my time and now, glancing around my gruesome surroundings, I thought maybe they were right. Madame
  • Nagerjack was a simple woman but it was the times she lived in. I climbed out the window and landed in a rose bush. A large thorn pierced my right butt cheek. Scrambling for
  • some sense of dignity, I covered my shame with a shovel. Neighbor Jake, who had been burying a child's body in my backyard, scowled at me. "Nagerjack won't like this," he warned.
  • "You're defiling his holy shovel." I'm camped out in the Dolomites & live on risotto con trufa & Amarone wine. Nagerjack will catch up with me - that's the only sure thing I know.

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