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The local fire department has recently aquired

  • The local fire department has recently aquired a new truck. The siren makes the sound of wailing children, and the tires are made completely of jelly donuts. Recently,
  • The ice cream man grew jealous of such a repulsive car. "if i got those for my ride, all the kids would run away!" he exclaimed with glee. He decided to steal the car, but then...
  • a giant water buffalo came and ran over the stolen car. How could he steal it now?! The car was now nothing more than a pile of scrap trampled by water buffalo.
  • The crushed car before him wad ripe for a good pawning, but first he had to get the water buffalo unstuck from the door. It had a collar and a name, so it mattered. A little butter
  • fly, on the other hand, obviously wore no collar and was thus expendable. He snatched one from the air, plucked one of its wings, and hurled it toward the car. "HIT THE DECK!", he
  • screamed before the fly exploded into goo wipe. The driver of the car was someone named Lem. He had big knuckles and desire to stop his daughter from marrying a Czech named
  • Martina. Lem didn't like Martina; her knuckles were bigger than his. He accelerated as he hatched the plan to stop the wedding between his daughter & Martina. When he got to the
  • plastic surgery clinic where his daughter was to marry Martina, Lem shouted "I respectfully object!" The crowd was shocked (presumably- their faces didn't really show it) because
  • Lem was still in his backless gown with tubes exiting him from his tummy tuck. "Get back on that operating table!" "No, never! My daughter won't marry Martina while I live and
  • that's--", then Lem suddenly collapsed and died. His daughter shrugged. "Well, that solves that! Martina! Grab your gown!"
Started
2014-04-14 11:53:28
Finished
2014-07-27 19:19:11

1 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Jul 27 2014 @ 19:22

    This story reads like one heck of an acid trip. :)

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