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When he awoke from his coma, the room was

  • When he awoke from his coma, the room was empty, yet so full. How is this so?
  • I was then interrupted from my thoughts by a booming voice. "Hello Generic Character," said the booming voice, "You don't know me, but I know you. I want to play a game."
  • The Generic character made a generic questioning look. The Booming voice said, "I want to play a game called politician." The Generic character colorlessly smiled.
  • A new character had been added but went unnoticed. She was Background Murmurer #3 and hailed from the somewhat great state of Utah. Not that anybody was meant to know that.
  • but its these seeming insignificant details that can blow right up in their importance in a folding story, and the mormon Background Murmurer #3 Serandipidee Snow was no exception.
  • Serandipidee Snow (along with the other Mormon Murmerers Amelia Bedelia and Encyclopedia Brown) had a job to do. The temple opened on Sunday morning; murmuring, they entered and
  • donned their vestments. Then Serandipidee clapped the cymbals of Doom, signifying the Rapture and they watched as everyone else floated to Heaven. "Just kidding!" she yelled after
  • "WHAT DID THAT BITCH SAY", asked the woman at the tailend of The Rapture. "What", asked a woman rising besides her. "THAT BITCH YELLED AFTER US LIKE WE WERE HOLLABACK GIRLS!"
  • This was before the Burning Man festival started. Already the collective unconscious was splintering into 2,475,196 fragments. All had to be accounted for, according to the rules.
  • And then...as crazy as a spider monkey on crack...it started raining...HARD...and it put out the fire...DROWNED the Burning Man Festival patrons and FLOODED the world for 40 days!
Started
2014-10-16 22:31:15
Finished
2017-02-09 15:18:33

3 Comments

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    Woab Feb 09 2017 @ 15:59

    Well, there goes the neighborhood.
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    Flopp Feb 09 2017 @ 16:31

    Nice cult
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    Jimbeau Feb 09 2017 @ 17:23

    HaHa...Woab...as soon as the Bible entered the story, you knew that Revelation would be the end!

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